The Wedding Planner Movie Script
This movie brought a tear to my eye, not because it was sad, but because we were only ten minutes in and had about a hundred to go. Yikes, is bad. If ever there was proof that a script can by typed without an opposable thumb, this is it. Jennifer Lopez made 9 million bucks for this movie which is what co-star Matt McConaughey makes in 9 million years. And she made it for playing an Italian, believe it or not, and who would? Keeping ethnic stereotypes alive, however, is J. Lo’s deeply annoying dad, Alex Rocco, who lives with a gaggle of quaint oldsters ever since his wife died – no doubt because she could stand it no longer.
Alex’s idea of playing Italian is to use his hands a lot. This ain’t mime, Alex! Save the sign language and use those hands to walk off the set!
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Lo is Sandra Bullock with a subpoena and a record deal. Naturally, she plays the titular wedding planner, and I don’t mean that as a pun. What is happening with Matt McConaughey’s hair? Download pipe flow expert.
Looks to me like his centerpiece is artfully arranged and Mr. Rogaine missed the reception. If this is what we get when Hollywood’s working at full steam, then bring on the strike! Says one of Jennifer’s brides-to-be: “When I dance I look like a retarded string-bean.” Ha ha, ho ho ho. Are The Weber Show writers moonlighting? Oh, I’ve got to settle down. Every nook and cranny of this movie is filled with the pungent whiff of cheese.
Whenever that music swells and Matt or J. Lo begin to swoon, you know you’re in for an over-ripe, pre-fab “romantic speech.” What happened to the good old days of “You had me at ‘hello’”? Jen is a member of the Bay Area Scrabble Club, believe it or not, and who would? What’s a four-letter word for “crap” starting with “s”? Who lives next door, Fred MacMurray and his three sons? Jennifer is nearly totaled by a dumpster in what would have been the definitive mercy killing. Instead, Matt dumpster-dives her to safety.
Was that trashcan full of recyclables since everything else in this movie is? Problem is, would-be loverboy Matt is to be wed to an anchor-pretty blonde gal whose wedding J. Lo is stage-managing. Fortunately, this gal’s blazing-white porcelain teeth distract you from the fact that her eyes are so far apart her nose is marked as an Interstate. In her college days, it seems, she was a bookie at UC Berkeley – a bookie with excellent peripheral vision, I might add. So this is what it would be like if Saved By The Bell had an all-star cast.
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Mary Fiore is the wedding planner. She's ambitious, hard-working, extremely organized, and she knows exactly what to do and say to make any wedding a spectacular event.
Bt when Mary falls (literally) for a handsome doctor her busy yet uncomplicated life is turned upside down - he's the groom in the biggest wedding of her career! Will she help him walk down the aisle with his internet tycoon girlfriend, or will Mary finally get to be the bride herself? When it comes to love, you can never plan what's going to happen. This is a very simple movie and as we know simple is a sweet and wonderful thing.
Everything about this movie is crying out for a peaceful, slow evening movie. The actor and actress are smart and did good job.
I like the role of the Jennifer Lopez very much. Especially in the movie her acting is very good and her speaking style is also very good. This is my first film of her. Her performance is very good and also the directors also done very well in the movie. It is very funny. How I say that it is comedian movie I don't know about this. Because some time it make us very sad.
It is very good romantic movie but I am sure that this movie won't win any Oscars award, but if you're in the mood for a good romance comedy, this one should be at the top of your list. Let your brain rest, sit back, and enjoy.